Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: Australia
APT Group Name: FRISKY DINGO P0WNAGE SQUAD
Attack Vector: NT4 Running in Production
Malware Used: SuspBeh!gen26
Data lost in the breach: Location of the End of the Internet
Who's to blame? Jar-Jar Binks
Who's getting fired? DIRNSA
Contributing factors/excuses: Dormant Cyber Pathogens
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" Yes, and China will deny it.
Will we be targeted again? It is decidedly so.
Cost of the data loss: $3,322,000
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? Ten shares of Microsoft stock