Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: Madagascar
APT Group Name: WE'RE MORE THAN A DISNEY MOVIE
Attack Vector: A cyber pathogen from Farook's iPhone
Malware Used: Cryptolocker!g9
Data lost in the breach: Private Photos
Who's to blame? NATO
Who's getting fired? Govt Contractor
Contributing factors/excuses: Cat Videos
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" No, just another breach!
Will we be targeted again? It is certain.
Cost of the data loss: $100,001.01
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? 4,500 BitCoin