Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: Djibouti
APT Group Name: DJIDOUBT IT?
Attack Vector: Insulin Pump
Malware Used: Backdoor.Duqu
Data lost in the breach: Customer Records
Who's to blame? Board of directors
Who's getting fired? The Intern
Contributing factors/excuses: Blizzard
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" No, bigger news to air that day.
Will we be targeted again? No. And tomorrow you'll be visited by a unicorn who poops rainbows.
Cost of the data loss: $100,000,000
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? 11861800000.00 Japanese Yen