Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report

Country: Haiti
APT Group Name: DO THESE GUYS EVEN HAVE COMPUTERS?
Attack Vector: OS2/Warp Exploit
Malware Used: Heur.C!g5
Data lost in the breach: Projected Earnings Statement
Who's to blame? Dick Cheney
Who's getting fired? IT Department
Contributing factors/excuses: Gluten Free Snacks
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" No, bigger news to air that day.
Will we be targeted again? How much lead paint have you been eating?
Cost of the data loss: $3,322,000
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? 1.10790120063 BTC