Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: Greece
APT Group Name: EYP
Attack Vector: Clinton's Email Server
Malware Used: Farook's Dormant Cyber Pathogen
Data lost in the breach: Classified Documents
Who's to blame? Hillary Clinton
Who's getting fired? The HVAC Technician
Contributing factors/excuses: TSA Agent
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" No
Will we be targeted again? Concentrate and ask again.
Cost of the data loss: $7,798,238.10
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? A forest of trees