Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: Haiti
APT Group Name: DO THESE GUYS EVEN HAVE COMPUTERS?
Attack Vector: A cyber pathogen from Farook's iPhone
Malware Used: Infostealer.Zanjif
Data lost in the breach: Source code to NSA's next gen cyberweapons
Who's to blame? Conan O'Brien
Who's getting fired? CISO
Contributing factors/excuses: Lady GaGa CD
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" No, bigger news to air that day.
Will we be targeted again? Yes, in due time.
Cost of the data loss: $1,232,132.12
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? $8,000 + travel