Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: Mexico
APT Group Name: CISEN
Attack Vector: ANY-ANY rule in Firewall
Malware Used: Mentono!gen1
Data lost in the breach: GPS Coordinates to Jimmy Hoffa's Grave
Who's to blame? CISO
Who's getting fired? The Secretary
Contributing factors/excuses: High Fiber Diet
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" No
Will we be targeted again? Of course!
Cost of the data loss: $50,000,000
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? Your job