Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report

Country: Suriname
APT Group Name: SURI
Attack Vector: NT4 Running in Production
Malware Used: Cryptlocker!g38
Data lost in the breach: Source code to NSA's next gen cyberweapons
Who's to blame? Jimmy Fallon
Who's getting fired? The Intern
Contributing factors/excuses: Heavy Rain
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" Yes
Will we be targeted again? Do you breathe oxygen?
Cost of the data loss: $100,000,000
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? 76 PowerPoint Slides