Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: Serbia
APT Group Name: TESLATEAM
Attack Vector: A cyber pathogen from Farook's iPhone
Malware Used: Backdoor.Proxyback
Data lost in the breach: Customer Records
Who's to blame? Janitor with inappropriate permissions
Who's getting fired? The Consultant
Contributing factors/excuses: Gluten Free Snacks
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" No, just another breach!
Will we be targeted again? Without a doubt.
Cost of the data loss: Your pride
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? Ten thousand shares of Enron stock