Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: Netherlands
APT Group Name: HACK FROM A COFFEE SHOP
Attack Vector: OS2/Warp Exploit
Malware Used: Heur.RGC!g1
Data lost in the breach: Screenplay for next James Bond movie
Who's to blame? Donald Trump
Who's getting fired? The Consultant
Contributing factors/excuses: RFID Badge too close to server
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" No, Brian Williams probably will though.
Will we be targeted again? How much lead paint have you been eating?
Cost of the data loss: 1 year subscription to KSN monitoring
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? 4,500 BitCoin