Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report


Country: Poland
APT Group Name: CYBER SAUSAGE FRONT
Attack Vector: Badlock
Malware Used: Mirai IoT botnet
Data lost in the breach: Customer Records
Who's to blame? Hillary Clinton
Who's getting fired? The Intern
Contributing factors/excuses: Rodent Infestation
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" Yes, and China will deny it.
Will we be targeted again? Stop huffing superglue and go fortify your defenses.
Cost of the data loss: $19,251.38
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? 4,500 BitCoin