Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report

Country: France
APT Group Name: DGSE
Attack Vector: Insulin Pump
Malware Used: Heur.RGC!g70
Data lost in the breach: Biometric details
Who's to blame? Dick Cheney
Who's getting fired? The Mail Carrier
Contributing factors/excuses: Dormant Cyber Pathogens
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" Yes, and China will deny it.
Will we be targeted again? No. And tomorrow you'll be visited by a unicorn who poops rainbows.
Cost of the data loss: $7,441,123
How much did you save using this tool for attribution? $8,000 + travel