Cyber Attribution Report

Cyber Attack Attribution Report

Country: France
APT Group Name: DGSE
Attack Vector: Flash
Malware Used: Heur.SBG1!gen9
Data lost in the breach: PHI
Who's to blame? TAO developer who took source classified cyber weapons home
Who's getting fired? IT Helpdesk
Contributing factors/excuses: Dormant Cyber Pathogens
Will Fox News call it "Cyber Terrorism?" Of Course!
Will we be targeted again? Too late to ask...
Cost of the data loss: $1,000,000,000
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